Damn squatters

// March 1st, 2005 // Costa Rica

Well, I guess everyone can give me a big I TOLD YOU SO!!! Today was the day i returned to see my land here in costa rica… for the last year, people have been harping on me to the fact that there are squatters down here… I said, oh no, it’s not a problem yadda yadda… well, i should have listened…and i should have listened hard and right away…

The day started by taking shitty off roads to the land… its about an hour or so from this beach, so maybe 35 mins from the closest beach… not too shabby if it wasn’t squatted… anyways, more on that in a bit… so i figured i had to pay taxes… i found the municipal building and went in… after waiting for like an hour, i was up to bat… gave them the property number my lawyer gave me, and it came up in someone else’s name… oh shit i thought, i got ripped off… turns out they gave me the wrong number… so after calling my lawyer, i found out they had already paid my taxes for me… i got a receipt too… from what i can tell, the taxes were only $1 !!! though if the receipts are in US $$$ it was $500… we’ll see… $500 is more than i thought, and $1 is way less… in any case, it’s not too much…

so from there we headed to the land… i was amazed to find it… the directions were less than perfect… anyways…. beautiful beautiful drive to it… half the time looking out over the gulf of nicoya, half the time looking out towards the ocean…. it’s up some pretty steep roads, though i think a car could do it, we have a shitty little suv type thing…

anyways, when we got out of the car, i could hear the squatters… i just kind of looked at my mom and we both laughed… we hiked into the land a ways and there they were… i tried talking to them but the language barrier was hard to deal with… shit… this internet cafe is closing down i HAVE to leave… i’ll finish the story next time i’m online… it’s a major bummer… i have some pics….. but can’t post now.

5 Responses to “Damn squatters”

  1. Jade Says:

    March 2nd, 2005 at 02:27

    Damn it!! You can’t just leave us hangin” like that!! Did you pull out some wu-tang and kick their asses off your land or what?

  2. Aaron Says:

    March 2nd, 2005 at 12:07

    Not a bummer, an adventure. How often does one get to throw squatters of your land in another country ? I guess i shouldnt have put signs up in eugene about your land and that its open for everyone eh ? oops.

  3. kcb Says:

    March 2nd, 2005 at 14:02

    Isn’t it legal to shoot squatters there? You should at least have a paintball gun with you…..10 points for adults 15 for kids!

  4. kcb Says:

    March 3rd, 2005 at 10:33

    aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..I’m at work and want squatter details. How many? They’ll prolly just come back. You should set traps!

  5. Aaron Says:

    March 3rd, 2005 at 17:25

    Ahrens got squatters….. is that a stomach virus or something ?

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