sorry for the delay!

// March 3rd, 2005 // Costa Rica

Sorry for the delay… i wasn´t in a posistion to get online… my fault, i didnt mean to leave you guys hanging, well i did kind of. So anyways, i heard the squatters and walked over to them and demanded rent… i then realized they didn´t speak my language, so i did my best to convey my thoughts into their crazy language but to not much avail… (is that a word even¿) it basically got ugly… they started to throw shit at me, quite literally too… they even tried to pee on me… luckily my ninja training paid off and i was able to daftly manuever around the flying feces… i´m not sure why they took such a barbarian approach to the whole thing, but i´m not really kidding that we were dodging shit and piss.

so eventually they settled down, or ran out of shit and piss and we got back to negotiations… finally i just gave up and told them they could stay…

here is a picture of one of the fuckers… there were seven of these bastards there. it was not a fair fight.

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5 Responses to “sorry for the delay!”

  1. kcb Says:

    March 4th, 2005 at 09:47

    HA…..you fucker! Kick ass…..you own monkeys….or whatever the hell that is. Do you have any springs or water on your land? (clean)….when you are there do you camp there? Did you ever figure out the taxes or won’t you till you’re here? Did you try and negotiate any monkey love for rent? Be careful….those are promiscuous little fuckers. NO loyalty at all. One minute its all “oh ahren, ooo you have aaahhh such lovely ooo ahhh dreads” the next its “OH Curious….oooo…..can I call you ahhh Curious? You have such aaaah aaaah aaaah strong hands” and then you’re like…..”hey, where’d this sore come from!” (cuz you KNOW curious G has been around….I mean, where do you think he got that nick name?)

  2. Aaron Says:

    March 4th, 2005 at 11:28

    Those are the monkeys that take over the world, be very careful.

  3. kcb Says:

    March 4th, 2005 at 15:02

    something tells me that internet place wasn’t closing at all last time was it!

  4. ahreno Says:

    March 5th, 2005 at 14:24

    yes it was closing, though i had maybe 2 or 3 more mins i could have finished up with, though i wouldn´t have been able to post the picture, which would have dampened the effect…

  5. Jade Says:

    March 7th, 2005 at 15:40

    and a great effect it was…I laughed my ass off. :) So did the roomies

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